a loverly place!

I thought I would tell you of a little place that I know of......and it is called PEARL-SNAP CITY! Pearl-snap city is one of the most wonderful places on earth. everyone loves everyone. no one thinks low of any other person. everyone is happy all the time and is glad that life has no meaning. In pearl-snap city, Many things are very wonderful to them. They have there own taste in perfume. they tend to like the smell of morning breath/bad breath/dragon breath/onions. So many many of the girls there wear the most wonderful perfume. it is called "Juban whosa sogud" Everyone wears it! there is nothing else to wear cuz it is the only thing that anyone wants. Everyone of coarse wears pearl-snap shirts and pearl-snap pants as well(don't worry they only go up to the knee). no they do not make pearl-snap underwear, so NO they do not wear any pearl-snap undies. in that aspect they are normal. every person in pearl-snap city has pearl in their name like...Peggy pearl...or...for a man it is always their middle name....like....Kenneth Pearl Hane. this all happened when there was a freak accident in pearl-snap city, Many many pearl-snappers died and many more came into pearl-snap city that weren't pearl-snappers and the only way they could tell if they were a pearl-snapper was by there birth-mark which has pearl imprinted into it. So they just decided to put it in their name for no reason. But after that happened and they got all the none-pearl-snappers out, they found this man this very mean MAN . 2 days out of the year they are mad and perturbed. on Valentin's day and on yum Kippur, The Tic-Tac Horror MAN comes and overloads their mouth's with freshness. Which in turn kills them. they can stand being overloaded with freshness. Many men in pearl-snap city have tried to do something about this but they can't stop him. he is just to fresh for them and they can't control him at all. They try to hide from him so they won't die. But he always find them. Many of the pearl-snappers go to see their Mother-in-law's on these days. They see that it is better to go to their Mother-in-law's, than to die. But many of them have died from going to their Mother-in-law's anyway.
I know that many of you will never see this place. As it is thoroughly guarded by many many midgets. They have rigged it up to where you will die if you cross the line they have put in the sand and next to the line there is a sign and it reads "Don't Cross...or you will Die"! These midgets are very smart. The have put bombs, lasers, Chinese fighting stars....you name it they have it there ready to kill you if you cross. I know you want to go but you can't. Just thought you guys might/would like to know about this little town called Pearl-snap City!!!!!